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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Now you can smell like Crackwhore AND Flowers!

Amy Winehouse the perfect rolemodel. She is diversely cultured--experienced in meth, crack, and nicotine products. She always strives to look great, judging by her fabolous bristly black hair. She even strives for the best skin care around, judging by the mysterious patch on her leg...TBD at a later date. But now there's MORE! In case you were running out of ways to be JUST like Ms. Overdoses on-Winehouse, then look no further. In case you wanted that dingy crackwhore-ish, methamphetamine, British, haven't washed the hair in weeks smell that Amy wreaks of look no further. She's bottled it up, manufactured it,  and should be on the market soon. 


Yes ladies and gents, even overrated crackheads can do it too. 

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