Coke is One Hell of a Drug

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Theres a Reason Why Some People Aren't Let Into Jamaican Clubs

They just don't know what to do with themselves....

Lil Kim Puts Janet to shame

 

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One would think that with the growing of her age and no Cd's coming out that Lil Kim's Nip Shows would stop..... WRONG

Santa Dropped the Ball On This One

When you dont get exactly what you want for Christmas think of this kid.... 

DAMN SHAME

just let the video speak for itself, once beautiful maia campbell taken advantaged in front of the camera...acclaimed "crack-fiend" bi polar, depressed, pill popping maia...sad fucking story

STRAIGHT MURKED [A Little Late]

Although this is like a week and 2 days late....i gotta bring it to you

What happened: Oregon Lost To Boise, Boise was talkin shit, Oregon shot the fade....

WHAT CONFUSES ME?????

-well, if you watch the video, there is a crowd of Boise Players and only 1 Player from oregon (Legarret Blount). Sooo, Blount cracks one of the boise players and knocks him on the ground. Now tell me why not one of his homies tried to defend him. they literally just watched him skip away.....that woulda bruised my ego like shit..=/

Blitzcorner | Oregon vs. Boise State Fight Video

VMAS...My 2 Cents

One thing i didn't expect..

1.Lil Mama....why did you go onstage and pose? Why are you making music? Why are you alive..maybe im going ob but thats not poppin. She literally walked on stage with 15 seconds of "Empire state of mind" left, and looked at jay z, put a finger in the air then went into the ever so played out 'B-Boy Stance'......Wamp....Wamp....Wamp

One thing i really did expect..

1.Kanye West....One ridiculous nigga, props for speaking your mind but where has the common sense and respect gone? snatching the mic out some country white bitches hand?...i see multiple problems

Problem A. It was her award and nobody really cared your personal opinion

Problem B. I bet half her family is in the KKK... THATS A PROBLEM

Yes Sir, Like Uhm, I Just, Like Uhm, Like Uhm

Now call me an asshole for laughing but dont act like you werent rolling on the floor when you peeped this. props to smitty and topaz

Abel Gonzales Jr. Needs to Take A Good Long Look at Himself

A 39 year old Clearly Obese resident of Dallas, Texas Abel Gonzales Jr. really needs a Day job and a treadmill, he is the proud inventor of fired butter...FRIED BUTTER. 

Im sorry thats nasty as hell I thought fried Oreos were bad, but to actually ball butter up freeze it than deep fry it and serve it to people without a General Surgeons Warning should be illegal in ALL 50 states. 

What im so mad about it that it wasnt like one day he didnt have any chiken left or something and just plopped in a stick of butter out of curiosity... but homeboy really sat down and thought this threw. 

I dont know if I could live with myself if I had the thought in my head "How can I fry butter"... and actually go threw with it, maybe it was a thought of "How can I ultimately KILL AMERICA.  

Owned

This past week Jermaine Jackson was at a press conference confirming the performances of Mary J. Blige and Chris Brown for Jermaine Jackson’s Vienna tribute "benefit" concert for Michael Jackson.... 

Little Problem with that is BOTH performers not only declined performing but have no involvement with the event altogether. 

When will The Jacksons (except for Janet) learn that lying not only gets you nowhere, BUT NONE OF YOU ARE GOOD AT IT. 

LaToya announced on a London television show that Michael Jackson was Murdered... you ain't slick we all know that interviewed was paid... and you came out with an itunes song afterward, Joe Jackson announced in a candid televised LIVE interview while confirming the death of HIS SON he talked about his new recording label... and said that Paris does not have to sing "if she wants to" ... Im sure Michael really "wanted to" go into show buissness. And Jermaine you are not slick that benefits money is going straight to your pocket and the only performers there we going to be a band of LaToya "singing", Tito on the drums, and Usher emotionally crying and performing a song from his already in the works album no one will care about either. 

The only reason why Jermaine is having this benefit concert is because he is not even making half of what Janet is making for their hopefully canceled tribute tour. 

The Jacksons are trife for life. 

Finally Somebody Did It

Tila Tequila got To' Up last night by her boo Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers. Apparently he 'choked and physically restrained the tiny chica. However Merriman claims that he was doing the right thing by restraining her in order to keep  her drunken ass from getting in the car. Right, because when we want to prevent people from walking away from us we FIRMLY grasp their necks, yeah sounds about right. I think his lawyers ought to go with the real, and more believable story. Everybody knows Merriman was tappin' Tila, and things got a little out of hand, and she's a ho fo sho and she can't have marks all up on her, what would her other boos think? 

I think this is an omen from the Vietnamese gods, young Ngyuen (Tila's Government) has put them through more than enough cultural damage. 

Source: DListed 

Why Are They STILL Bouncing?

J Booger and Lil Fizz-no are on the comeback train, or they bought some passes for it anyways. They are forming their own collabo, and have already shot their first video for it. Their song is a part of the soundtrack for the 'No One Really Cares Because it's Going Straight To DVD and Christiana Millian is the Lead Actress' Premiere of Bring it On: Why the Fuck are you still making these? 

Anyways the song, if you can't bare to listen and watch, the video features the following: 

-J booger, and Lil Fizz taking themselves way to seriously

-The same choreography from B2k, which actually appears to be the same choreo that Bring it On has been using all along. 

-Autotune out the ass, because these were the dudes that always stood in Omarion's shadow. 

-ONE, count em ONE, video girl who is a Solange look a like with a used Beyonce Weave. 

-Christina Millian.. enough said.

God Dammit Whitney

See even i was excited when i heard whitney was actually doing something with her life, its been 7 years since she put out an album.. BUT.. i was even more disappointed than ever when i realized that she was trying but failing horribly.  She's about to drop a new album and just held a release concert during Good Morning America. the disappointing part was that her voice was much worse than usual. ignoring the often voice cracks and slightly off notes, there were moments in her performance where i swore that it was a guy singing. Those deep notes aren't attractive. Peep the video and see what im talking about....

WAMP WAMP WAMP

Halle Berry Preggers again

Word just in from comcast.net that one of the baddest MILF's alive, Halle Berry (second to Jessica Alba), is expecting another fruit of the loom. Once again, it seems like it took an arm and a leg to get pregnant seeing as she went through the exciting process of...'Artificial Insemination'...sounds invigorating...SIKE, i dont know why shes going through so much trouble to have another kid. she still has a nice flat stomach and if i were her i wouldnt want to do anything to change that. 

Artificial Insemination (abbr.: AI) [noun] -The injection of semen into the vagina or uterus other than by sexual intercourse

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"An insider close to Aubry explains, "The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination." Audrey Morrison

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Times Are Hard.

So the latest in publicity scams with Ms. Hohan is with Playboy this time. Hef Daddy wants to pay her $900,000 smackeroos to plant her puppies on millions of centerfolds everywhere. Like obviously if you were a Double D-List 'Celeb', who just might like vag, and hasn't had a decent production this decade, you're answer would be HELL YES, right?! WRONG. Lindsay Hohan has to ponder the offer, which is way over the 1/2 million dollar offer they proposed last year. Like seriously she should be honored that they asked her pale, soon to be sagging ass to do something besides campaign for crack. I mean come on Hohan, you've done worse for free, and shoot blame it on the recession times are hard. 

Successfully Mediocre

The new music video is out for Successful By Drake feat. Trey Songz. 

What dosent Drake get, his videos need to reflect himself as a rapper. He is phenomenal but this video looks like it was produced by that McNuggets McDonalds Ad (you gotta ten piece girl dont be stingayyy), any corny-er and Drake and Trey Songz would have led a choreographed  dance number with background dancers in leather jackets often grabbing their hearts for dramaic effect. 

Not to mention that yelp at the end by Trey around 3:45 (hoeeeooeeeeooosszzzaa)... im good. 

Hey at least the one girl in the video is fuzzed out and not the focus... and fully clothed, and at least Kanye didnt direct this one as a favor to us all. 

 

Give It Up Cassie

Instead of Messing with her hair she just went ahead and in a way she just brown bagged herself.

On his TWIITER (red flag number one) Diddy is posting pictures of Cassie looking a hot mess as detailed ^above^. 

Parading around in animal masks and no name designer "fashion" shoots and shaving half of your head ... and you still cant get noticed. 

The only reputable and known job Cassie is actively withholding is Diddy himself. 

Shit, im not just glad its not a new album. 

Stick to modeling PLEASE. 

Source: Bossip