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Monday, September 7, 2009

Finally Somebody Did It


Tila Tequila got To' Up last night by her boo Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers. Apparently he 'choked and physically restrained the tiny chica. However Merriman claims that he was doing the right thing by restraining her in order to keep  her drunken ass from getting in the car. Right, because when we want to prevent people from walking away from us we FIRMLY grasp their necks, yeah sounds about right. I think his lawyers ought to go with the real, and more believable story. Everybody knows Merriman was tappin' Tila, and things got a little out of hand, and she's a ho fo sho and she can't have marks all up on her, what would her other boos think? 

I think this is an omen from the Vietnamese gods, young Ngyuen (Tila's Government) has put them through more than enough cultural damage. 

Source: DListed 

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