When i think of those affiliated with Michael Jackson, the LAST person that comes to mind is dark ol' Flava Flav. They're completely opposite... Smooth feminine voice vs. Low raspy voice, Straight greasy hair vs. Short nappy mess, Into little children vs. Into prostitutes, Casper white vs. Charcoal black...As different as they seem, Flava Flav claimed they were "Tight" when he came to the Jackson home to pay his respects for Michael's death several nights ago. As kindhearted as this seems, the rest of the Jackson 5 couldn't have been more cold blooded than to reject the human Ashtray at their doorstep. DENIED!!!!!
[Ring Doorbell]
Flava Flav: Hello there Mrs. Jackson, my condolences, is there anything i can do to help out you and the fami-
Mama Jackson: No, Fuck you, Go Away
[Slam Door]
Flava Flav: Wwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww
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