Rockin 'em like bling that is... Accompanying Macdonna on her mino boat parade is her new boy toy Jesus Luz, who swam over from Mexico recently and she graciously picked him up in that there boat. He is the newest addition to her assortment of stolen minority goods that she refers to as "Family". When Madonna travels it's like why buy a keychain as memorabilia, when I can steal oops I mean adopt some kids, and start my own Feed the Children Ad from my living room?
But seriously though, when the kids get older they're going to have questions. You don't have to take genetics to know that Mama-donna isn't biologically theirs. What happens when they want Mama Africa? What happens when the negro naps come in? Madonna's gonna have to call for back up, cause someone's going to have to tell them to put on lotion.
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