Ruben Studdard, all 5092 lbs of him crawled out of the hole he was hiding in (because it was getting a little tight down there), and was spotted in D.C this past week. This picture was taken right after his most recent accomplishment, which was tieing for first place with the Green-Giant for the Hulk look alike contest. Ruben was just hanging out before his jail sentencing because everybody knows he stole that bag and ran--not literally speaking of course. Or if he really did spend his life savings to buy it, I'd like to welcome you to Mr. Studdard's home.
I think we can agree that Ruben's new diet of pork and sugar has been truly beneficial to his image. I think his new image says "I weigh more than the total of album's I will ever sell", and I think it's working for him.
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