Apparently everything is bigger in Texas, early this month 500 pound inmate George Vera who was originally in jail for illegal copies of compact discs is now charged with possesion when he managed to hide a 9mm pistol in one of his many rolls of fat.
Okay not only is this man fat but hes not so sharp either (clearly), homie was in jail for bootleggin and now hes going to STAY in jail for a worse crime than what put him there. We've all heard off people putting knives and drugs and what not um your butt to hide it when your being cavity searched, but theres a problem when someone putting something up your ass has more dignity than what you have done, and your crime will now lead you to SEVERAL unneccessary very invasive cavity searches that even the person doing it will have to come up for air.
The worse part is that THEY SEARCHED HIM 3 TIMES they didnt even find the gun he had to admit he had it to stop all those people touchin his junk, and lower in the article it said he hid the gun in his fat while he showered...
"Three separate body searches failed to locate 9mm pistol, officials say"
Damn Shame.
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