Deli-Line Disaster

Technically she got it her way, and her way was free. 50 year-old Maria (even though at first glance it's Mario) Magobet ordered a meat and cheese, ate it, and ran away. When found, police saw her chewing the "evidence". Best part, when homegirl was found, she had nothing but a pickle in hand, and clearly MAD evidence on those lips. I don't really understand how she is still the "alleged" victim in this hoagie hostage situation. Motive for the crime? Everyone knows, Marijuana was the Motive that Made Mario Magobet Manhandle that Meat. She was charged with theft, and ATTEMPTED theft. But clearly the theft was a success, i mean she still has leftovers...