The Teen Choice Awards were giving a tribute to mediocre whoreishness at their recent awards ceremony. Miley "Sucks at Life" Cyrus, kicked off the ho-show segment with a pitiful pole dance, and later Britney Spears given the lifetime achievement award....ponder that. Fox Network is clearly giving high hopes to their young tween audience: If you have vomit vocals, To' up weaves, and the constant yearning to put your vag on display then you too can work for Disney. It's Disney's new right of passage, you have to put your cooch out there on a national level otherwise your contract gets terminated. Why do you think Raven got dumped?
Whatever, Walt would be proud.
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After the TCA's I posted on Miley's wanna be stripper act. I knew that me and my friends weren't the only ones who thought there was something wrong with this. I had my little sister watching that and now all she does is Miley's "moving my hips like yea.." dance. It's gross. When Miley was doing the whole pole thing, i was suprised i didn't throw up immediately!!
XDD yes yes yess!!
Poor Walt, if he rose from the dead right now, he's die again from a heart attack. I wonder what happened to all them "pure" Disney princesses. But ya gotta realize, they just met the guy and went str8 to marryin him...i guess they all had a lil ho in 'em. Except Belle - she took her time. Now Disney doesn't wanna be discrete any more. THROW THEM COOCHES OUT, LADIES! XDDD
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