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Showing posts with label AWFUL. Show all posts
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Saturday, August 15, 2009

"If You Like it Rough"




Pretty Ricky elaborated on their groupie inspired sex-adventures, as if their songs "Grind On Me", "Juicy", "Up and Down", and "Late Night Special", or their freakish "I'm gon lick you down" demeanor weren't enough. Pretty Ricky (the updated and busted edition), had an interview recently with Freddyo.com. They did what they did best and talked about sex, and put each others sexcapades on BLAST. Here's a list (inspired by the video), of why Pretty Ricky a.k.a. the "P*ssy Beaters" are the most composed group of Young Afro-American men around. 

1. They unanimously decided to go from the "P*ssy Eaters" to the "P*ssy Beaters", a much more straightforward yet powerful and proud name. 
2. They clearly love to please their fans,
Sexcapade 1:  "Why you put a condom on the microphone and put it up tha girl coochie in Jacksonville", 'Because she wanted me to'. 
Sexcapade 2: "Why you get yo (ding dong), sucked on stage in Jacksonville?" 'Because yall atin't stop me'. Clearly these young men truly care about the needs of their fans. 
3. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 10 p.m (that's eastern time) they're live streaming on their website. Every night they're on the air, at 10 pm Spectacular bathes NAKED at PrettyRicky.com. This puts him up their with the classiest of stars like Paris Hilton, Ray-Jizz, and other F-List celebrities who proudly parade their packages and poonani's all across cyberspace. 

Just in case you were wildly inspired by their interview, or freakishly and questionably turned on, their album drops November 17th and they're packing "12 inches of straight vinyl, straight like that.." Smh. 
 

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Keyshia Coles "The Same Her"


Ironically Keyshia Coles album is named "A Different Me" but it is the same old whiney shit she usually sings about. You hate love what it does to you and everything that makes you happy.....WE GET IT. I have an idea, her and Ne-Yo should make a duet and it literally might leave you wanting to kill yourself, if not from the sappy "why does love hurt" feel but the 5 minutes of ohhh ahhh ushhhhhhh ugrhhh hughhhh ughhhhh unpleasant unnecessary unbearable grunts and moans they make instead of "singing" their subpar lyrics.

I do not approve whatsoever.