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Showing posts with label No one cares. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No one cares. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Gay Hearted


This is probably the best movie Rebecca Gayheart is in / will ever be in. 
She is seen ^here^ in a threesome sex tape with her "oh yeah that guy looks familiar" actor husband Eric Dane and some nobody chick. 
Heres the thing, if people are going to make sex tapes and clearly leak them for publicity can we at least own up to it cause i would give someone mad props if they said, "yea i had sex on tape to get attention, and i got attention". 
But the sad part is... this video is not getting that much attention. 
Maybe next time Gayheart

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Vixen Manual: How To Be A Hoe


The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, & Keep The Man You Want


"The book is broken into five parts, “Being Single,” “How To Attract Him,” “How To Engage Him,” “How To Release Him” and “Maybe It’s You.” Steffans, who is known for her exploits with various rap superstars, also includes an illustrated chapter filled with sexual positions."

I saw this being advertised on the subway and almost threw up....why is this a best seller.. honestly I could write this book.
- Find someone famous
- Drop it like its hot
- And find some poor celebrity to have your bastard

And if all else fails buy the book...
so she can teach you how to give head until your nose bleeds, she's an expert at that.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Desperado


Stop pointing to your camel toe take off that tight ass body suit (you know your hot) and go take care of the kid you had when you were practically twelve to get some attention from your baller sister.

But the bitch is PERSISTENT, how many albums has she come out with.... wait you wouldn't know.
But she has something her sister doesn't have, an education past the eight grade..... and (debatably) she looks way better in that suit than her sister would.

Christina Milan "Chameleon"


Despite the fact that I have never even heard this song and the fact that the day when I am forced to listen to this shit I guarantee I will not like it (even thought dip it low was a form of genius), it makes me a tad bit upset this chick decided to put her name on anything even closely related to the word "Chameleon" and the fact that she is with the dream to ella her way to the bank..... or to her next album, Elope, ironically set to release in winter because it will be a cold day in hell when I posses in my itunes library her 90th comeback single without some limewire, if its even worth that, not highly recommended in what so ever.

BROWNIE ALERT!!!
A bitch did what she had to do and if she gets some sales off of this shit she loosely calls music then two thumbs way up sister.