Abel Gonzales Jr. Needs to Take A Good Long Look at Himself

A 39 year old Clearly Obese resident of Dallas, Texas Abel Gonzales Jr. really needs a Day job and a treadmill, he is the proud inventor of fired butter...FRIED BUTTER. 

Im sorry thats nasty as hell I thought fried Oreos were bad, but to actually ball butter up freeze it than deep fry it and serve it to people without a General Surgeons Warning should be illegal in ALL 50 states. 

What im so mad about it that it wasnt like one day he didnt have any chiken left or something and just plopped in a stick of butter out of curiosity... but homeboy really sat down and thought this threw. 

I dont know if I could live with myself if I had the thought in my head "How can I fry butter"... and actually go threw with it, maybe it was a thought of "How can I ultimately KILL AMERICA.  

Is This How We Run the Town?

On set for the video 'Run This Town', directed by Anthony Mandler.  

Q: "Who's Gonna Run This Town Tonight?"

A: New breed of KKK much?

This Chick Looks Sick, Take A ride on her Disco Stick

The Infamous Lad Gaga was spotted after leaving an aspiring "Prostitutes of Tomorrow Convention" recently. Apparently, if your weave is jacked up enough, they give you a weeks worth of Hoe-Gear for free! They were so impressed by her, his?..its attempt to contain its package that they asked her to host the upcoming new reality competition, "So.. you think you're a SLUT?". Details coming soon. 

But in the meantime, those of you who have been dying to literally take a ride on her "Disco Stick", your day has come. At a recent concert Lady Ga-Got a Penis' Wang got some wind. Peep the package below.. 

The First Representative of the "Penis" Party

If you've been in Times Square ever, you've seen him strumming out with his sack out. Seriously,you can't make this stuff up. This notoriously naked cowboy, is in the political election for Mayor of NYC.  Legit.

"Well, right now this city can’t afford wasteful spending. What we really need is smarter spending". 

He goes on to add that he will be able to budget very well because he does not waste money on suits. I mean, DUH. Personally I take that as a sign that if you are on that government cheese, he will have no sympathy if you DARE to conceal those cheeks. America, I would like to introduce you to the first legitimate white nigga.