When You Know You Take Thanksgiving a Little Too Seriously

Just because you have a lot of leftover food in your house does not mean you need to eat it all, especially at the same time. Thanksgiving was a while ago, if your seen making a "Thanksgiving Sub" composed of:

- Leftover turkey,

- mashed potatoes,

- stuffing, gravy,

- corn,

- cranberry sauce,

- mac & cheese,

- spinich balls,

- puerto rican rice,

- brussel sprouts,

- pearl onions,

- bacon,

- white castle hamburgers

- ravioli

Go Kill yourself before.. oh no when your done with that the job will be done.

Santa Dropped the Ball On This One

When you dont get exactly what you want for Christmas think of this kid.... 

Finally Somebody Did It

Tila Tequila got To' Up last night by her boo Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers. Apparently he 'choked and physically restrained the tiny chica. However Merriman claims that he was doing the right thing by restraining her in order to keep  her drunken ass from getting in the car. Right, because when we want to prevent people from walking away from us we FIRMLY grasp their necks, yeah sounds about right. I think his lawyers ought to go with the real, and more believable story. Everybody knows Merriman was tappin' Tila, and things got a little out of hand, and she's a ho fo sho and she can't have marks all up on her, what would her other boos think? 

I think this is an omen from the Vietnamese gods, young Ngyuen (Tila's Government) has put them through more than enough cultural damage. 

Source: DListed