Can't Take the Hood Out of the Housewife

ATTENTION: 

The video above is an unfortunate display of Atlanta's Hood Boogas. One being the fallen American Idol, Fantasia, and the other nobody--Kandi from the Really Ghetto Housewives of Atlanta. The mission of this video is to show ladies "what to do for their man" , while remaining classy enough to apologize to their mama's and the Lord Jesus for their sinful bodacious booty bouncin festivities-- even though Kandi was displaying what she learned in "Stripper Classes". The shaking starts around [1.52]

After this video hit the Chitlin' Circuit of Negroes everywhere, and YouTube, Fantasia's manager was outraged because they 'didn't thin it was a good look, or marketable'. However if Tasia still does have some fans out there, they're hoodboogers too and this is right up their alley. In the words of Fanny-tasia 'Keep shakin that thing yall'. 

"If You Like it Rough"

Pretty Ricky elaborated on their groupie inspired sex-adventures, as if their songs "Grind On Me", "Juicy", "Up and Down", and "Late Night Special", or their freakish "I'm gon lick you down" demeanor weren't enough. Pretty Ricky (the updated and busted edition), had an interview recently with Freddyo.com. They did what they did best and talked about sex, and put each others sexcapades on BLAST. Here's a list (inspired by the video), of why Pretty Ricky a.k.a. the "P*ssy Beaters" are the most composed group of Young Afro-American men around. 

1. They unanimously decided to go from the "P*ssy Eaters" to the "P*ssy Beaters", a much more straightforward yet powerful and proud name. 

2. They clearly love to please their fans,

Sexcapade 1:  "Why you put a condom on the microphone and put it up tha girl coochie in Jacksonville", 'Because she wanted me to'. 

Sexcapade 2: "Why you get yo (ding dong), sucked on stage in Jacksonville?" 'Because yall atin't stop me'. Clearly these young men truly care about the needs of their fans. 

3. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 10 p.m (that's eastern time) they're live streaming on their website. Every night they're on the air, at 10 pm Spectacular bathes NAKED at PrettyRicky.com. This puts him up their with the classiest of stars like Paris Hilton, Ray-Jizz, and other F-List celebrities who proudly parade their packages and poonani's all across cyberspace. 

Just in case you were wildly inspired by their interview, or freakishly and questionably turned on, their album drops November 17th and they're packing "12 inches of straight vinyl, straight like that.." Smh. 

 

SMH, eternally

I don't know which is worse, the ignant music in the backrgound, provided by the renowned and very classy hood star "Ms. Porsh". Or the random assortment of jiggaboos found locally at a hood near you. 

They're Not Celebs, But Welcome to the Zoo.