Disney Likes 'Em Dirty

The Teen Choice Awards were giving a tribute to mediocre whoreishness at their recent awards ceremony. Miley "Sucks at Life" Cyrus, kicked off the ho-show segment with a pitiful pole dance, and later Britney Spears given the lifetime achievement award....ponder that. Fox Network is clearly giving high hopes to their young tween audience: If you have vomit vocals, To' up weaves, and the constant yearning to put your vag on display then you too can work for Disney. It's Disney's new right of passage, you have to put your cooch out there on a national level otherwise your contract gets terminated. Why do you think Raven got dumped?

Whatever, Walt would be proud. 

Drake Takes it Downnnn

Poor guy. Let the video speak for itself.

Tits for Tots

Bebé Glotón, is the first legitimate breast suckling baby on the market. Manufactured in Spain it is designed to teach kids at young ages that breastessess were designed to be treated like Slurpees. Basically, you strap on the halter, that has a flower where the nipples go, and then bam Bebé Glotón gets down to business.

 The name "Bebé Glotón", directly translates into "Baby Glutton", which means: Baby that is an excessively fond of something, or eager. This is great! Because just what we needed was to teach kids that at a young age we need to be excessively fond of Ta-tas, and don't forget eager too.