Can't Take the Hood Out of the Housewife

ATTENTION: 

The video above is an unfortunate display of Atlanta's Hood Boogas. One being the fallen American Idol, Fantasia, and the other nobody--Kandi from the Really Ghetto Housewives of Atlanta. The mission of this video is to show ladies "what to do for their man" , while remaining classy enough to apologize to their mama's and the Lord Jesus for their sinful bodacious booty bouncin festivities-- even though Kandi was displaying what she learned in "Stripper Classes". The shaking starts around [1.52]

After this video hit the Chitlin' Circuit of Negroes everywhere, and YouTube, Fantasia's manager was outraged because they 'didn't thin it was a good look, or marketable'. However if Tasia still does have some fans out there, they're hoodboogers too and this is right up their alley. In the words of Fanny-tasia 'Keep shakin that thing yall'. 

Untitled?..Unecessary Rather...

R. Kelly is getting ready to drop his new album titled 'Untitled'. But if it's titled 'Untitled', then it has a title, confusion. Or, it could be more like it's actually untitled because no one really cares, and Mr. Kelly knows that, so why bother and name an album?

"I'm trying to get back up on that mountain and roar like the lion king"-- (The "R" stands for Ridiculous. Kelly)

Personally I think he needs to aim way lower than the mountain, try the top of the jungle gym in a local playground--he seems to work well with underaged beings. 

This CD features tracks such as 

"Fallen From the Sky" -- and then crashing, like his career 

"Pregnant"-- With the help of Viagra 

and "Echo"-- as in that's what the stadium will be doing on your upcoming tour Mr. Kelly.  

Ruben "Stuffard".. Nuff Said

Ruben Studdard, all 5092 lbs of him crawled out of the hole he was hiding in (because it was getting a little tight down there), and was spotted in D.C this past week. This picture was taken right after his most recent accomplishment, which was tieing for first place with the Green-Giant for the Hulk look alike contest. Ruben was just hanging out before his jail sentencing because everybody knows he stole that bag and ran--not literally speaking of course. Or if he really did spend his life savings to buy it, I'd like to welcome you to Mr. Studdard's home.  

I think we can agree that Ruben's new diet of pork and sugar has been truly beneficial to his image. I think his new image says "I weigh more than the total of album's I will ever sell", and I think it's working for him. 

“Fuck Jay-Z”

So apparently there is some unnecessary "beef" in that little region not world but small governed county of some country no one cares about of Hip-Hop where The Game lives and him and his 3 fans chant "Fuck Jay-Z" at his shows (notice I did not write concert). Not to mention the fact he is saying that Jay-Z is old and washed out. But riddle me this, this man must have some OD swagg if he can have Beyonce as ancient as he is. Everyone knows hes old... but hes got a couple foot tappers left in him I think, keep grandpa busy. But the key thing is, Jay-Z HAS a career to get old, what are you doing where did you come from and nobody cares. Go rap about the streets, cause you still there you know you ain't gettin paid.