Finally Somebody Did It

Tila Tequila got To' Up last night by her boo Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers. Apparently he 'choked and physically restrained the tiny chica. However Merriman claims that he was doing the right thing by restraining her in order to keep  her drunken ass from getting in the car. Right, because when we want to prevent people from walking away from us we FIRMLY grasp their necks, yeah sounds about right. I think his lawyers ought to go with the real, and more believable story. Everybody knows Merriman was tappin' Tila, and things got a little out of hand, and she's a ho fo sho and she can't have marks all up on her, what would her other boos think? 

I think this is an omen from the Vietnamese gods, young Ngyuen (Tila's Government) has put them through more than enough cultural damage. 

Source: DListed 

"If You Like it Rough"

Pretty Ricky elaborated on their groupie inspired sex-adventures, as if their songs "Grind On Me", "Juicy", "Up and Down", and "Late Night Special", or their freakish "I'm gon lick you down" demeanor weren't enough. Pretty Ricky (the updated and busted edition), had an interview recently with Freddyo.com. They did what they did best and talked about sex, and put each others sexcapades on BLAST. Here's a list (inspired by the video), of why Pretty Ricky a.k.a. the "P*ssy Beaters" are the most composed group of Young Afro-American men around. 

1. They unanimously decided to go from the "P*ssy Eaters" to the "P*ssy Beaters", a much more straightforward yet powerful and proud name. 

2. They clearly love to please their fans,

Sexcapade 1:  "Why you put a condom on the microphone and put it up tha girl coochie in Jacksonville", 'Because she wanted me to'. 

Sexcapade 2: "Why you get yo (ding dong), sucked on stage in Jacksonville?" 'Because yall atin't stop me'. Clearly these young men truly care about the needs of their fans. 

3. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 10 p.m (that's eastern time) they're live streaming on their website. Every night they're on the air, at 10 pm Spectacular bathes NAKED at PrettyRicky.com. This puts him up their with the classiest of stars like Paris Hilton, Ray-Jizz, and other F-List celebrities who proudly parade their packages and poonani's all across cyberspace. 

Just in case you were wildly inspired by their interview, or freakishly and questionably turned on, their album drops November 17th and they're packing "12 inches of straight vinyl, straight like that.." Smh. 

 

Disney Likes 'Em Dirty

The Teen Choice Awards were giving a tribute to mediocre whoreishness at their recent awards ceremony. Miley "Sucks at Life" Cyrus, kicked off the ho-show segment with a pitiful pole dance, and later Britney Spears given the lifetime achievement award....ponder that. Fox Network is clearly giving high hopes to their young tween audience: If you have vomit vocals, To' up weaves, and the constant yearning to put your vag on display then you too can work for Disney. It's Disney's new right of passage, you have to put your cooch out there on a national level otherwise your contract gets terminated. Why do you think Raven got dumped?

Whatever, Walt would be proud. 

You Should Be Ashamed Latoya

Latoya lets leave the fame grabbing money hungry crazy for your Elmer Fud looking devil child beating father hmmm....

This awful song probably produced under Joe Jacksons awful NEW recording label and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little, a lot.

Not to mention Tito Jackson's new Album as well, which I will not even get into due to my high blood pressure.

And what angers me the most is that people really wonder why MJ was so messed up..... well there you go.

Home my ass.