CBreezy's Form of Community Service

CHRIS BROWN IS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW AGAIN.

The night of his sentencing for fucking up ReRe (RiRi) he was spotted at a night club in West Hollywood at the illegal age of 20. He was even seen going to the mike drunk and paying tribute to the late Michael Jackson and there are various pictures of him par-taying it up.

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE FAMOUS DOSENT MEAN YOU CAN BREAK THE LAW.

What dont celebrities get, especially if your not a well liked celebrity, if you do stupid shit... people will LOVE bustin your chops. Paris Hilton is a skinny rich white girl and she went to jail for having one too many and getting into her Bently.... your a young black Hip Hop artist who beat his chick and underage drank, what makes you think they are going to spare you.

This is the L.A.P.D. we are talking about, they live for this shit.

I would even feel the least bit sad for him if he was discretely partying or went in to have a beer in celebration of not going to prison, but homie is clapping and dancing with women (watch out ladies) going up to the mike and wearing this big ass yellow heart... maybe since he does not have one inside, he'll wear one outside.

Hey CBreezy,

With that high voice your going to make a GREAT bitch in prison.

Cite: Bossip

Snoop Doggs His Wedding Vows

Snoop Parties it up in France. I wonder what his wife Shante will have to say about this, because lord knows with a name like that she don't play this shit. Snoop is a regular old greased down made it up out the hood black person, so knowing him he slipped something in the vows like : 'Through Sickness and in health, and till death (or a fine ass brazillian broad) does us part.' 

I mean clearly this broad has good taste, who wouldn't be attracted to that monstrosity of a forehead, or maybe it was the smell of Ultra Sheen all through that kindergarden esque pony-braid tail get up. Might as well live it up in France.. Parlez-vous divorceee anyone?

I'd Feel a Little Salty if I was Pepa Right Now

Sandy 'Pepa" Denton must be smacking herself in the face right now... or I'll do it for her. Apparently Smithy (higly paid actor Will Smith that is) was turned down by the canceled reality show on BET co-star back in the day for being "too corny". 

So he was "too corny" and now hes "too rich" now your "too washed up" for anyone "too care" 

Big dumb dummy.