Were All Going to Hell

Even though this shit is awful, ill admit these bitches were gettin it, and it was all fun and games until 0:45 when this sesame street walker was booty droppin on someones grave
Thats when it became dead wrong.
And some girls really got into this video, for no apparent reason other than shakin that ass.
damn shame.

Coke is One Hell of a Drug

SHE

WENT 

IN

Theres a Reason Why Some People Aren't Let Into Jamaican Clubs

They just don't know what to do with themselves....

Lil Kim Puts Janet to shame

 

PAST: 

PRESENT:

One would think that with the growing of her age and no Cd's coming out that Lil Kim's Nip Shows would stop..... WRONG

"If You Like it Rough"

Pretty Ricky elaborated on their groupie inspired sex-adventures, as if their songs "Grind On Me", "Juicy", "Up and Down", and "Late Night Special", or their freakish "I'm gon lick you down" demeanor weren't enough. Pretty Ricky (the updated and busted edition), had an interview recently with Freddyo.com. They did what they did best and talked about sex, and put each others sexcapades on BLAST. Here's a list (inspired by the video), of why Pretty Ricky a.k.a. the "P*ssy Beaters" are the most composed group of Young Afro-American men around. 

1. They unanimously decided to go from the "P*ssy Eaters" to the "P*ssy Beaters", a much more straightforward yet powerful and proud name. 

2. They clearly love to please their fans,

Sexcapade 1:  "Why you put a condom on the microphone and put it up tha girl coochie in Jacksonville", 'Because she wanted me to'. 

Sexcapade 2: "Why you get yo (ding dong), sucked on stage in Jacksonville?" 'Because yall atin't stop me'. Clearly these young men truly care about the needs of their fans. 

3. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 10 p.m (that's eastern time) they're live streaming on their website. Every night they're on the air, at 10 pm Spectacular bathes NAKED at PrettyRicky.com. This puts him up their with the classiest of stars like Paris Hilton, Ray-Jizz, and other F-List celebrities who proudly parade their packages and poonani's all across cyberspace. 

Just in case you were wildly inspired by their interview, or freakishly and questionably turned on, their album drops November 17th and they're packing "12 inches of straight vinyl, straight like that.." Smh. 

 

THIS IS NOT OKAY

Okay not only is she a fetus but shes workin it harder than most girls my age, not only to mention the fact that the BOY she is with is lost as fuck.

See this shows that age does become wisdom, cause when shes older she'll figure out if a boy dont know how to dance... its time to bounce and not reposition yourself like a fool. 

Damn Shame. 

Cite: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Texas Hold'em

Apparently everything is bigger in Texas, early this month 500 pound inmate George Vera who was originally in jail for illegal copies of compact discs is now charged with possesion when he managed to hide a 9mm pistol in one of his many rolls of fat. 

Okay not only is this man fat but hes not so sharp either (clearly), homie was in jail for bootleggin and now hes going to STAY in jail for a worse crime than what put him there. We've all heard off people putting knives and drugs and what not um your butt to hide it when your being cavity searched, but theres a problem when someone putting something up your ass has more dignity than what you have done, and your crime will now lead you to SEVERAL unneccessary very invasive cavity searches that even the person doing it will have to come up for air. 

The worse part is that THEY SEARCHED HIM 3 TIMES they didnt even find the gun he had to admit he had it to stop all those people touchin his junk, and lower in the article it said he hid the gun in his fat while he showered...

"Three separate body searches failed to locate 9mm pistol, officials say"

Damn Shame.  

Disney Likes 'Em Dirty

The Teen Choice Awards were giving a tribute to mediocre whoreishness at their recent awards ceremony. Miley "Sucks at Life" Cyrus, kicked off the ho-show segment with a pitiful pole dance, and later Britney Spears given the lifetime achievement award....ponder that. Fox Network is clearly giving high hopes to their young tween audience: If you have vomit vocals, To' up weaves, and the constant yearning to put your vag on display then you too can work for Disney. It's Disney's new right of passage, you have to put your cooch out there on a national level otherwise your contract gets terminated. Why do you think Raven got dumped?

Whatever, Walt would be proud. 

SMH, eternally

I don't know which is worse, the ignant music in the backrgound, provided by the renowned and very classy hood star "Ms. Porsh". Or the random assortment of jiggaboos found locally at a hood near you. 

They're Not Celebs, But Welcome to the Zoo.

Now you can smell like Crackwhore AND Flowers!

Amy Winehouse the perfect rolemodel. She is diversely cultured--experienced in meth, crack, and nicotine products. She always strives to look great, judging by her fabolous bristly black hair. She even strives for the best skin care around, judging by the mysterious patch on her leg...TBD at a later date. But now there's MORE! In case you were running out of ways to be JUST like Ms. Overdoses on-Winehouse, then look no further. In case you wanted that dingy crackwhore-ish, methamphetamine, British, haven't washed the hair in weeks smell that Amy wreaks of look no further. She's bottled it up, manufactured it,  and should be on the market soon. 

Yes ladies and gents, even overrated crackheads can do it too.