Gay Hearted

This is probably the best movie Rebecca Gayheart is in / will ever be in. 

She is seen ^here^ in a threesome sex tape with her "oh yeah that guy looks familiar" actor husband Eric Dane and some nobody chick. 

Heres the thing, if people are going to make sex tapes and clearly leak them for publicity can we at least own up to it cause i would give someone mad props if they said, "yea i had sex on tape to get attention, and i got attention". 

But the sad part is... this video is not getting that much attention. 

Maybe next time Gayheart

Ruben "Stuffard".. Nuff Said

Ruben Studdard, all 5092 lbs of him crawled out of the hole he was hiding in (because it was getting a little tight down there), and was spotted in D.C this past week. This picture was taken right after his most recent accomplishment, which was tieing for first place with the Green-Giant for the Hulk look alike contest. Ruben was just hanging out before his jail sentencing because everybody knows he stole that bag and ran--not literally speaking of course. Or if he really did spend his life savings to buy it, I'd like to welcome you to Mr. Studdard's home.  

I think we can agree that Ruben's new diet of pork and sugar has been truly beneficial to his image. I think his new image says "I weigh more than the total of album's I will ever sell", and I think it's working for him. 

Give It Up Christina

"It" is dead, It died along with bring it on Again and there was no hope for revival once Solange was thrown into the mix with "in it to win it". 

This piece of shit is going to be in theaters... i mean go straight to DVD september 1st if anyone cares to run into blockbuster and spend the most useless five dollars of your life or wait until its on ABC Family as they edit out the word bitch and replace it "discretely" with the word witch. 

This is also another chance for Christina Milian prance around in a skimpy outfit while drawing some attention to her sucky new album that no one will care about either. 

 

“Fuck Jay-Z”

So apparently there is some unnecessary "beef" in that little region not world but small governed county of some country no one cares about of Hip-Hop where The Game lives and him and his 3 fans chant "Fuck Jay-Z" at his shows (notice I did not write concert). Not to mention the fact he is saying that Jay-Z is old and washed out. But riddle me this, this man must have some OD swagg if he can have Beyonce as ancient as he is. Everyone knows hes old... but hes got a couple foot tappers left in him I think, keep grandpa busy. But the key thing is, Jay-Z HAS a career to get old, what are you doing where did you come from and nobody cares. Go rap about the streets, cause you still there you know you ain't gettin paid.