Abel Gonzales Jr. Needs to Take A Good Long Look at Himself

A 39 year old Clearly Obese resident of Dallas, Texas Abel Gonzales Jr. really needs a Day job and a treadmill, he is the proud inventor of fired butter...FRIED BUTTER. 

Im sorry thats nasty as hell I thought fried Oreos were bad, but to actually ball butter up freeze it than deep fry it and serve it to people without a General Surgeons Warning should be illegal in ALL 50 states. 

What im so mad about it that it wasnt like one day he didnt have any chiken left or something and just plopped in a stick of butter out of curiosity... but homeboy really sat down and thought this threw. 

I dont know if I could live with myself if I had the thought in my head "How can I fry butter"... and actually go threw with it, maybe it was a thought of "How can I ultimately KILL AMERICA.  

Statutory Divas

At a sound check for one of The Jonas Brothers upcoming concerts, Joe Jonas to commemorate his 20th birthday and his very apparent homosexuality wore a dress.. I mean cake made out of satin with a sequin bust and to top it off with a sash.

So let me get this straight Disney, 5 year olds are jerking off to the sounds of a 20 year and his prepubescent sounding brothers while wearing a dress. 

God Bless America.