Times Are Hard.

So the latest in publicity scams with Ms. Hohan is with Playboy this time. Hef Daddy wants to pay her $900,000 smackeroos to plant her puppies on millions of centerfolds everywhere. Like obviously if you were a Double D-List 'Celeb', who just might like vag, and hasn't had a decent production this decade, you're answer would be HELL YES, right?! WRONG. Lindsay Hohan has to ponder the offer, which is way over the 1/2 million dollar offer they proposed last year. Like seriously she should be honored that they asked her pale, soon to be sagging ass to do something besides campaign for crack. I mean come on Hohan, you've done worse for free, and shoot blame it on the recession times are hard. 

Ruben "Stuffard".. Nuff Said

Ruben Studdard, all 5092 lbs of him crawled out of the hole he was hiding in (because it was getting a little tight down there), and was spotted in D.C this past week. This picture was taken right after his most recent accomplishment, which was tieing for first place with the Green-Giant for the Hulk look alike contest. Ruben was just hanging out before his jail sentencing because everybody knows he stole that bag and ran--not literally speaking of course. Or if he really did spend his life savings to buy it, I'd like to welcome you to Mr. Studdard's home.  

I think we can agree that Ruben's new diet of pork and sugar has been truly beneficial to his image. I think his new image says "I weigh more than the total of album's I will ever sell", and I think it's working for him. 

We Still Love You Drake

Since you are a relatively new artist we'll let this slide but here are a few lessons for your next video:

- Video hoes are not suppose to talk PERIOD unless dubbed over

"I thought i was da best Drake".... not attractive

- As a straight female watching that video I kept thinking to myself if I was a man... or maybe even a lesbian I would still think there was WAYYY too much boob-age for the liking

Bras help win Bball games my mannn

- And THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR VIDEO ISSSS....

Kanye directs like shit unless it is his own work.

But good news is we still love you.. now just pray I don't hate you because of the radios efforts to shove this song down our throats.