Coke is One Hell of a Drug

SHE

WENT 

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Times Are Hard.

So the latest in publicity scams with Ms. Hohan is with Playboy this time. Hef Daddy wants to pay her $900,000 smackeroos to plant her puppies on millions of centerfolds everywhere. Like obviously if you were a Double D-List 'Celeb', who just might like vag, and hasn't had a decent production this decade, you're answer would be HELL YES, right?! WRONG. Lindsay Hohan has to ponder the offer, which is way over the 1/2 million dollar offer they proposed last year. Like seriously she should be honored that they asked her pale, soon to be sagging ass to do something besides campaign for crack. I mean come on Hohan, you've done worse for free, and shoot blame it on the recession times are hard. 

Now you can smell like Crackwhore AND Flowers!

Amy Winehouse the perfect rolemodel. She is diversely cultured--experienced in meth, crack, and nicotine products. She always strives to look great, judging by her fabolous bristly black hair. She even strives for the best skin care around, judging by the mysterious patch on her leg...TBD at a later date. But now there's MORE! In case you were running out of ways to be JUST like Ms. Overdoses on-Winehouse, then look no further. In case you wanted that dingy crackwhore-ish, methamphetamine, British, haven't washed the hair in weeks smell that Amy wreaks of look no further. She's bottled it up, manufactured it,  and should be on the market soon. 

Yes ladies and gents, even overrated crackheads can do it too. 

Really though BET

I saw the commercial.... and I was confused, what is this about and who is this and why should i listen to her and some other chick for a half an hour.