Personally, i think Jason Biggs is a bomb-ass actor. Hes funny [American Pie = Classic] and has done about 10 movies in the past 4 years. Though i think he's great, apparently, not everyone agrees with me. Specifically primates. While chillin with American Pie Co-Star Eddie Kaye Thomas in......Gibraltar?.....a Barbary Ape got heated and pulled a Mike Tyson by jumping on Jason from behind and trying to gnaw his face off... yes you read correctly, an ape attacked Jason Biggs...=/
Problem #1: Who the fuck goes to Gibraltar? like seriously... You dont hear people like "Spring break? oh im bout to go to Gibraltar, you know... probly wrestle some gazettes, maybe scoop a lemur or so.. no big deal."NO THAT DOESNT HAPPEN
Problem #2: If you see a monkey nearby, why would you continue to go in that direction? I dont fuck with monkeys, scratch that, i don't even fuck with bunny rabbits. i just keep my distance and let them be.
Amen #1: how Jason gets attacked by a monkey and survives with no serious injuries and no strange diseases [AIDS god forbid] ... straight miracle
Amen #2: Thanks to the homies. Eddie Kaye Thomas is the one who removed the monkey, saving Jason's life.
