Times Are Hard.

So the latest in publicity scams with Ms. Hohan is with Playboy this time. Hef Daddy wants to pay her $900,000 smackeroos to plant her puppies on millions of centerfolds everywhere. Like obviously if you were a Double D-List 'Celeb', who just might like vag, and hasn't had a decent production this decade, you're answer would be HELL YES, right?! WRONG. Lindsay Hohan has to ponder the offer, which is way over the 1/2 million dollar offer they proposed last year. Like seriously she should be honored that they asked her pale, soon to be sagging ass to do something besides campaign for crack. I mean come on Hohan, you've done worse for free, and shoot blame it on the recession times are hard. 

Tits for Tots

Bebé Glotón, is the first legitimate breast suckling baby on the market. Manufactured in Spain it is designed to teach kids at young ages that breastessess were designed to be treated like Slurpees. Basically, you strap on the halter, that has a flower where the nipples go, and then bam Bebé Glotón gets down to business.

 The name "Bebé Glotón", directly translates into "Baby Glutton", which means: Baby that is an excessively fond of something, or eager. This is great! Because just what we needed was to teach kids that at a young age we need to be excessively fond of Ta-tas, and don't forget eager too. 

A Natural Rest For The Breast

So let me get this straight, I can cure my insomnia by getting tittie fucked by a dildo for only one easy payment of 55 dollars.

And not to mention the fact that when i hear the word "Kush" I immediately think of something to stuff between my boobies.

All I know is that i'm getting mine in Ebony.