Coke is One Hell of a Drug

SHE

WENT 

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Theres a Reason Why Some People Aren't Let Into Jamaican Clubs

They just don't know what to do with themselves....

Deli-Line Disaster

Technically she got it her way, and her way was free. 50 year-old Maria (even though at first glance it's Mario) Magobet ordered a meat and cheese, ate it, and ran away. When found, police saw her chewing the "evidence". Best part, when homegirl was found, she had nothing but a pickle in hand, and clearly MAD evidence on those lips. I don't really understand how she is still the "alleged" victim in this hoagie hostage situation. Motive for the crime? Everyone knows, Marijuana was the Motive that Made Mario Magobet Manhandle that Meat. She was charged with theft, and ATTEMPTED theft. But clearly the theft was a success, i mean she still has leftovers... 

Now you can smell like Crackwhore AND Flowers!

Amy Winehouse the perfect rolemodel. She is diversely cultured--experienced in meth, crack, and nicotine products. She always strives to look great, judging by her fabolous bristly black hair. She even strives for the best skin care around, judging by the mysterious patch on her leg...TBD at a later date. But now there's MORE! In case you were running out of ways to be JUST like Ms. Overdoses on-Winehouse, then look no further. In case you wanted that dingy crackwhore-ish, methamphetamine, British, haven't washed the hair in weeks smell that Amy wreaks of look no further. She's bottled it up, manufactured it,  and should be on the market soon. 

Yes ladies and gents, even overrated crackheads can do it too.