WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A KID

SMH

NONE of this..

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

cite: Bumni Ride or die bitch 

Because Skecher's Weren't Ugly Enough..

Skecher's, the hottest shoe on every one's "It" List has come out with a shoe that not only screams "I am a 67 year old with orthopedic problems", but it makes you lose weight too. By temporarily putting you off balance, with each step the Shape-Up's improve posture, strengths backs, firms booty muscles, reduces cellulite, tones thighs, firms calf muscles, tightens that flab on the abs, and improves blood circulation, all while adding about 3 inches of "cool" to your legs, and 304 pounds to your body mass. ALL FOR ONE LOW PRICE OF $110. There's nothing more I could think of that I would want to do with 110 bucks than buy the "limited supplied" Shape-Ups. 

My thing is, if you're fat, or in nicer terms "horizontally gifted", then what difference would shoes that make you lose weight when you WALK in them, if they're clearly not moving much past the Drive-Thru in the first place. Maybe I'm just hating, because this is the hottest shoe I've seen since the Croc...smfh. 

Deli-Line Disaster

Technically she got it her way, and her way was free. 50 year-old Maria (even though at first glance it's Mario) Magobet ordered a meat and cheese, ate it, and ran away. When found, police saw her chewing the "evidence". Best part, when homegirl was found, she had nothing but a pickle in hand, and clearly MAD evidence on those lips. I don't really understand how she is still the "alleged" victim in this hoagie hostage situation. Motive for the crime? Everyone knows, Marijuana was the Motive that Made Mario Magobet Manhandle that Meat. She was charged with theft, and ATTEMPTED theft. But clearly the theft was a success, i mean she still has leftovers...