Give It Up Cassie

Instead of Messing with her hair she just went ahead and in a way she just brown bagged herself.

On his TWIITER (red flag number one) Diddy is posting pictures of Cassie looking a hot mess as detailed ^above^. 

Parading around in animal masks and no name designer "fashion" shoots and shaving half of your head ... and you still cant get noticed. 

The only reputable and known job Cassie is actively withholding is Diddy himself. 

Shit, im not just glad its not a new album. 

Stick to modeling PLEASE. 

Source: Bossip

Can't Take the Hood Out of the Housewife

ATTENTION: 

The video above is an unfortunate display of Atlanta's Hood Boogas. One being the fallen American Idol, Fantasia, and the other nobody--Kandi from the Really Ghetto Housewives of Atlanta. The mission of this video is to show ladies "what to do for their man" , while remaining classy enough to apologize to their mama's and the Lord Jesus for their sinful bodacious booty bouncin festivities-- even though Kandi was displaying what she learned in "Stripper Classes". The shaking starts around [1.52]

After this video hit the Chitlin' Circuit of Negroes everywhere, and YouTube, Fantasia's manager was outraged because they 'didn't thin it was a good look, or marketable'. However if Tasia still does have some fans out there, they're hoodboogers too and this is right up their alley. In the words of Fanny-tasia 'Keep shakin that thing yall'. 

Ruben "Stuffard".. Nuff Said

Ruben Studdard, all 5092 lbs of him crawled out of the hole he was hiding in (because it was getting a little tight down there), and was spotted in D.C this past week. This picture was taken right after his most recent accomplishment, which was tieing for first place with the Green-Giant for the Hulk look alike contest. Ruben was just hanging out before his jail sentencing because everybody knows he stole that bag and ran--not literally speaking of course. Or if he really did spend his life savings to buy it, I'd like to welcome you to Mr. Studdard's home.  

I think we can agree that Ruben's new diet of pork and sugar has been truly beneficial to his image. I think his new image says "I weigh more than the total of album's I will ever sell", and I think it's working for him.