Handcuffs Don't Scare Hoes..

Lady Got-Got, for indecent exposure in Russia.. well almost. The nearly naked lad has been flashing too much flesh in the past month. The first time, she was caught in Chicago with some booty choking hot pants, and let off with a mere warning. Then this second time in Russia, she was also let off with a warning. Clearly notorious naked parades cannot be stopped simply because you can't hault a ho..

"It's not that I don't like pants. I just choose not to wear them some days. I think no pants is SEXY. I love the naked human body. I was working in strip clubs when I was 18"- Lady Gaga

Smh, she's nothing but a singing street walker about to be in the slammer. 

Disney Likes 'Em Dirty

The Teen Choice Awards were giving a tribute to mediocre whoreishness at their recent awards ceremony. Miley "Sucks at Life" Cyrus, kicked off the ho-show segment with a pitiful pole dance, and later Britney Spears given the lifetime achievement award....ponder that. Fox Network is clearly giving high hopes to their young tween audience: If you have vomit vocals, To' up weaves, and the constant yearning to put your vag on display then you too can work for Disney. It's Disney's new right of passage, you have to put your cooch out there on a national level otherwise your contract gets terminated. Why do you think Raven got dumped?

Whatever, Walt would be proud. 

This Chick Looks Sick, Take A ride on her Disco Stick

The Infamous Lad Gaga was spotted after leaving an aspiring "Prostitutes of Tomorrow Convention" recently. Apparently, if your weave is jacked up enough, they give you a weeks worth of Hoe-Gear for free! They were so impressed by her, his?..its attempt to contain its package that they asked her to host the upcoming new reality competition, "So.. you think you're a SLUT?". Details coming soon. 

But in the meantime, those of you who have been dying to literally take a ride on her "Disco Stick", your day has come. At a recent concert Lady Ga-Got a Penis' Wang got some wind. Peep the package below.. 

The Vixen Manual: How To Be A Hoe

The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, & Keep The Man You Want

"The book is broken into five parts, “Being Single,” “How To Attract Him,” “How To Engage Him,” “How To Release Him” and “Maybe It’s You.” Steffans, who is known for her exploits with various rap superstars, also includes an illustrated chapter filled with sexual positions."

I saw this being advertised on the subway and almost threw up....why is this a best seller.. honestly I could write this book.

- Find someone famous

- Drop it like its hot

- And find some poor celebrity to have your bastard

And if all else fails buy the book...

so she can teach you how to give head until your nose bleeds, she's an expert at that.