CBreezy's Form of Community Service

CHRIS BROWN IS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW AGAIN.

The night of his sentencing for fucking up ReRe (RiRi) he was spotted at a night club in West Hollywood at the illegal age of 20. He was even seen going to the mike drunk and paying tribute to the late Michael Jackson and there are various pictures of him par-taying it up.

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE FAMOUS DOSENT MEAN YOU CAN BREAK THE LAW.

What dont celebrities get, especially if your not a well liked celebrity, if you do stupid shit... people will LOVE bustin your chops. Paris Hilton is a skinny rich white girl and she went to jail for having one too many and getting into her Bently.... your a young black Hip Hop artist who beat his chick and underage drank, what makes you think they are going to spare you.

This is the L.A.P.D. we are talking about, they live for this shit.

I would even feel the least bit sad for him if he was discretely partying or went in to have a beer in celebration of not going to prison, but homie is clapping and dancing with women (watch out ladies) going up to the mike and wearing this big ass yellow heart... maybe since he does not have one inside, he'll wear one outside.

Hey CBreezy,

With that high voice your going to make a GREAT bitch in prison.

Cite: Bossip

Wringleys Chris Browned That Bitch

Even though Wringley's waited until Ike Turners Guilty Plea from February friday night smack down , they decided to chris brown his contract and "beat it to the curb". I mean even though im not ReRe's (as in retard) biggest fan cause her music gets on my nerves and her videos are all types of ass, but im not comfortable having little boys watching TV as chris brown smacks on some gum then goes home and starts smakin on his girl.... and think thats okay.

Wringley's gum is shit... juicy long lasting my ass, so this is the best decision Wringley's has come up with in years.

And if he does not learn anything and he stays at wife beater, then at least the termination of his contract will take that stupid ass smile off his face.

Mr. Potato Head Look-Alike Contest

First Z-List Celebrity Cassie does it, and we get over it because she "got that GOOD Hurr" and it will come back . 

Then right behind her is VH1 Jumpoff Lala, and no one cares because... who is she again? 

NOW it's the Crackhead Formerly Known has Keyshia Cole.

 Personally, I didn't think that it was an okay thing to go to the Hair Salon with aspirations of becoming Mr. Potato head. I thought one was supposed to avoid the aging process of balding. To me, bald says: "Hi, I'm old, my life will soon be over, and shortly I will be six feet under or a pile of ashes in an vase." I guess their hairstyles are supposed to be synonymous with their careers. 

Oh yes, Celebzoo, we take it there. 

Drake Takes it Downnnn

Poor guy. Let the video speak for itself.

You the fucking WORST

MTV Shows

Drizzy, Jizzy Drake refuses Kanye's offer to remake the sad excuse for a video that Best I Ever Had stands for. Personally I didn't think that titties bouncin like basketballs, and gum smackin hood rat princesses trying to make it translated into the "Best" anyone's ever had. Jizzy said "I just wanted to laugh". If the sinking of your own career, and the sound of booing fans everywhere is funny, then keep up the laughing.