Why Are They STILL Bouncing?

J Booger and Lil Fizz-no are on the comeback train, or they bought some passes for it anyways. They are forming their own collabo, and have already shot their first video for it. Their song is a part of the soundtrack for the 'No One Really Cares Because it's Going Straight To DVD and Christiana Millian is the Lead Actress' Premiere of Bring it On: Why the Fuck are you still making these? 

Anyways the song, if you can't bare to listen and watch, the video features the following: 

-J booger, and Lil Fizz taking themselves way to seriously

-The same choreography from B2k, which actually appears to be the same choreo that Bring it On has been using all along. 

-Autotune out the ass, because these were the dudes that always stood in Omarion's shadow. 

-ONE, count em ONE, video girl who is a Solange look a like with a used Beyonce Weave. 

-Christina Millian.. enough said.

"If You Like it Rough"

Pretty Ricky elaborated on their groupie inspired sex-adventures, as if their songs "Grind On Me", "Juicy", "Up and Down", and "Late Night Special", or their freakish "I'm gon lick you down" demeanor weren't enough. Pretty Ricky (the updated and busted edition), had an interview recently with Freddyo.com. They did what they did best and talked about sex, and put each others sexcapades on BLAST. Here's a list (inspired by the video), of why Pretty Ricky a.k.a. the "P*ssy Beaters" are the most composed group of Young Afro-American men around. 

1. They unanimously decided to go from the "P*ssy Eaters" to the "P*ssy Beaters", a much more straightforward yet powerful and proud name. 

2. They clearly love to please their fans,

Sexcapade 1:  "Why you put a condom on the microphone and put it up tha girl coochie in Jacksonville", 'Because she wanted me to'. 

Sexcapade 2: "Why you get yo (ding dong), sucked on stage in Jacksonville?" 'Because yall atin't stop me'. Clearly these young men truly care about the needs of their fans. 

3. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 10 p.m (that's eastern time) they're live streaming on their website. Every night they're on the air, at 10 pm Spectacular bathes NAKED at PrettyRicky.com. This puts him up their with the classiest of stars like Paris Hilton, Ray-Jizz, and other F-List celebrities who proudly parade their packages and poonani's all across cyberspace. 

Just in case you were wildly inspired by their interview, or freakishly and questionably turned on, their album drops November 17th and they're packing "12 inches of straight vinyl, straight like that.." Smh. 

 

Because Skecher's Weren't Ugly Enough..

Skecher's, the hottest shoe on every one's "It" List has come out with a shoe that not only screams "I am a 67 year old with orthopedic problems", but it makes you lose weight too. By temporarily putting you off balance, with each step the Shape-Up's improve posture, strengths backs, firms booty muscles, reduces cellulite, tones thighs, firms calf muscles, tightens that flab on the abs, and improves blood circulation, all while adding about 3 inches of "cool" to your legs, and 304 pounds to your body mass. ALL FOR ONE LOW PRICE OF $110. There's nothing more I could think of that I would want to do with 110 bucks than buy the "limited supplied" Shape-Ups. 

My thing is, if you're fat, or in nicer terms "horizontally gifted", then what difference would shoes that make you lose weight when you WALK in them, if they're clearly not moving much past the Drive-Thru in the first place. Maybe I'm just hating, because this is the hottest shoe I've seen since the Croc...smfh. 

You the fucking WORST

MTV Shows

Drizzy, Jizzy Drake refuses Kanye's offer to remake the sad excuse for a video that Best I Ever Had stands for. Personally I didn't think that titties bouncin like basketballs, and gum smackin hood rat princesses trying to make it translated into the "Best" anyone's ever had. Jizzy said "I just wanted to laugh". If the sinking of your own career, and the sound of booing fans everywhere is funny, then keep up the laughing.