Oh Hell To The No Whitney

This hot ghetto "formerly" crack whore mess was spotted in Newark International Airport.

Its bad enough shes from dirty jerz but the fact that shes back to visit is appalling. 

What happened to getting yourself together Whit, Give your pimp back his kid (girl in the netted shirt) and fix whatever is wrong with your life right now... because its a major problem when Bobby Browns little girl looks more composed (and has better hair) than you. 

On the bright side she was at the airport which means shes getting out of the garden state, i dont know why she was here in the first place. 

Source: Bossip.com 

Disney Likes 'Em Dirty

The Teen Choice Awards were giving a tribute to mediocre whoreishness at their recent awards ceremony. Miley "Sucks at Life" Cyrus, kicked off the ho-show segment with a pitiful pole dance, and later Britney Spears given the lifetime achievement award....ponder that. Fox Network is clearly giving high hopes to their young tween audience: If you have vomit vocals, To' up weaves, and the constant yearning to put your vag on display then you too can work for Disney. It's Disney's new right of passage, you have to put your cooch out there on a national level otherwise your contract gets terminated. Why do you think Raven got dumped?

Whatever, Walt would be proud. 

Because Skecher's Weren't Ugly Enough..

Skecher's, the hottest shoe on every one's "It" List has come out with a shoe that not only screams "I am a 67 year old with orthopedic problems", but it makes you lose weight too. By temporarily putting you off balance, with each step the Shape-Up's improve posture, strengths backs, firms booty muscles, reduces cellulite, tones thighs, firms calf muscles, tightens that flab on the abs, and improves blood circulation, all while adding about 3 inches of "cool" to your legs, and 304 pounds to your body mass. ALL FOR ONE LOW PRICE OF $110. There's nothing more I could think of that I would want to do with 110 bucks than buy the "limited supplied" Shape-Ups. 

My thing is, if you're fat, or in nicer terms "horizontally gifted", then what difference would shoes that make you lose weight when you WALK in them, if they're clearly not moving much past the Drive-Thru in the first place. Maybe I'm just hating, because this is the hottest shoe I've seen since the Croc...smfh. 

This Chick Looks Sick, Take A ride on her Disco Stick

The Infamous Lad Gaga was spotted after leaving an aspiring "Prostitutes of Tomorrow Convention" recently. Apparently, if your weave is jacked up enough, they give you a weeks worth of Hoe-Gear for free! They were so impressed by her, his?..its attempt to contain its package that they asked her to host the upcoming new reality competition, "So.. you think you're a SLUT?". Details coming soon. 

But in the meantime, those of you who have been dying to literally take a ride on her "Disco Stick", your day has come. At a recent concert Lady Ga-Got a Penis' Wang got some wind. Peep the package below.. 

SMH, eternally

I don't know which is worse, the ignant music in the backrgound, provided by the renowned and very classy hood star "Ms. Porsh". Or the random assortment of jiggaboos found locally at a hood near you. 

They're Not Celebs, But Welcome to the Zoo.