Finally Somebody Did It

Tila Tequila got To' Up last night by her boo Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers. Apparently he 'choked and physically restrained the tiny chica. However Merriman claims that he was doing the right thing by restraining her in order to keep  her drunken ass from getting in the car. Right, because when we want to prevent people from walking away from us we FIRMLY grasp their necks, yeah sounds about right. I think his lawyers ought to go with the real, and more believable story. Everybody knows Merriman was tappin' Tila, and things got a little out of hand, and she's a ho fo sho and she can't have marks all up on her, what would her other boos think? 

I think this is an omen from the Vietnamese gods, young Ngyuen (Tila's Government) has put them through more than enough cultural damage. 

Source: DListed 

Why Are They STILL Bouncing?

J Booger and Lil Fizz-no are on the comeback train, or they bought some passes for it anyways. They are forming their own collabo, and have already shot their first video for it. Their song is a part of the soundtrack for the 'No One Really Cares Because it's Going Straight To DVD and Christiana Millian is the Lead Actress' Premiere of Bring it On: Why the Fuck are you still making these? 

Anyways the song, if you can't bare to listen and watch, the video features the following: 

-J booger, and Lil Fizz taking themselves way to seriously

-The same choreography from B2k, which actually appears to be the same choreo that Bring it On has been using all along. 

-Autotune out the ass, because these were the dudes that always stood in Omarion's shadow. 

-ONE, count em ONE, video girl who is a Solange look a like with a used Beyonce Weave. 

-Christina Millian.. enough said.