Times Are Hard.

So the latest in publicity scams with Ms. Hohan is with Playboy this time. Hef Daddy wants to pay her $900,000 smackeroos to plant her puppies on millions of centerfolds everywhere. Like obviously if you were a Double D-List 'Celeb', who just might like vag, and hasn't had a decent production this decade, you're answer would be HELL YES, right?! WRONG. Lindsay Hohan has to ponder the offer, which is way over the 1/2 million dollar offer they proposed last year. Like seriously she should be honored that they asked her pale, soon to be sagging ass to do something besides campaign for crack. I mean come on Hohan, you've done worse for free, and shoot blame it on the recession times are hard.